Look, I know we just met. We're new to each other. Therefore, I want to be frank with you. We may as well start out on the right foot, and to me that foot is the foot of honesty. So what I'd like to say, without beating around the bush, and without using doublespeak, flim-flam parlance or poppycock of any kind, is that I want to help you get the guitar of your dreams. Also, my mom thinks I'm just charming, so let's throw that into the mix. See you soon!